finally, a formiddable opponent
March 2, 2006
not since the days of the vegetable immunity have i had a target that made me think, “hmmm laura, you’d better think about this.” having waited outside two classes yesterday, only to find her skipping (i would look down at this fact, except i too skipped a couple of classes yesterday), i returned to the LS to await her arrival at her 7:30 seminar. most people wouldn’t have gone to the trouble on a thursday evening, but i knew that i would have sleepless nights over spring break if i didn’t give it a go. i mean, it’s been 3 days since i’ve killed someone and i’m starting to twitch. so i’ve roped a friend into sitting with me on a bench and we’re engaged in idle chit chat when she walks by. as she’s about 10 yards past us (i’m making that up, i have no idea what 10 yards is), i yell out her name (we’re acquaintances) and ask her about her hairpiece (which i’m not sure if it is a hairpiece or not, b/c it blends pretty well with her own hair). turns out she has bought my runner-up hairpiece and has my very own as her back-up hairpiece (you HAVE to respect a woman who has back-up immunity (says the girl who carried two hats at all times)). we engage in some friendly discussion about the morons wearing wigs when this “hairpiece” idea has so much more wearability. in the end, i think i managed to hide the fact that i was her assassin, but i wouldn’t swear to that. however, i have quite a task ahead of me. and i’m ok with that. now at least i can sleep soundly on spring break. and we’ve got internet access, so i can figure out a plan of attack with whatever i can find online. (haha, just kidding.) (no, no i’m not.)
not since the days of the vegetable immunity have i had a target that made me think, “hmmm laura, you’d better think about this.” having waited outside two classes yesterday, only to find her skipping (i would look down at this fact, except i too skipped a couple of classes yesterday), i returned to the LS to await her arrival at her 7:30 seminar. most people wouldn’t have gone to the trouble on a thursday evening, but i knew that i would have sleepless nights over spring break if i didn’t give it a go. i mean, it’s been 3 days since i’ve killed someone and i’m starting to twitch. so i’ve roped a friend into sitting with me on a bench and we’re engaged in idle chit chat when she walks by. as she’s about 10 yards past us (i’m making that up, i have no idea what 10 yards is), i yell out her name (we’re acquaintances) and ask her about her hairpiece (which i’m not sure if it is a hairpiece or not, b/c it blends pretty well with her own hair). turns out she has bought my runner-up hairpiece and has my very own as her back-up hairpiece (you HAVE to respect a woman who has back-up immunity (says the girl who carried two hats at all times)). we engage in some friendly discussion about the morons wearing wigs when this “hairpiece” idea has so much more wearability. in the end, i think i managed to hide the fact that i was her assassin, but i wouldn’t swear to that. however, i have quite a task ahead of me. and i’m ok with that. now at least i can sleep soundly on spring break. and we’ve got internet access, so i can figure out a plan of attack with whatever i can find online. (haha, just kidding.) (no, no i’m not.)
posted by laura at 3:47 PM
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