finally, a kill report

at approximately 12:47 am, Jenny X met her death at the sock of Laura Y. having lurked in her boyfriend’s roommate’s room for three hours last night and failing to make a kill, i learned that the ante would have to be upped. today, i lurked in boyfriend’s closet. i waited for them to return from feb club, checked her reflection in the window as she walked in to the closet to put her hat away, and SMACK! that was it for Rada. a kill befitting a champion. or at least a creepy stalker.

[note: i am kinda upset when this kill report is not submitted in the day's "tales from the crypt." i then realize this is probably a wise move made on the part of the game administrators, so as not to force everyone else immediately into submission with the thought, "WTF?!?! this person could be lurking in my home?!?!?!" i figure this will only give me the advantage down the road.]