all the creepy, none of the killing

Wednesday March 22, 3:31 am
subject line: who doesn't brush their teeth b/f going to bed (with someone else)?

TARGET #2

you can’t tell her about this tactic, but i’m telling you the story anyways.

i went over there at 12:30 to lurk, waiting for her to go wash her face b/f going to bed and not take the zucchini with her. but it never happened. (i did witness a huge-ass blow-out fight.) but no leaving the room at all. with or w/o zucchini. and i thought about going in after they had gone to bed and taking the zucchini and leaving the sock on her, but spencer thought that was going too far and kelly morrison was online and agreed, and i can’t figure out why darby wasn’t online b/c i thought he might tell me that was ok.

and i wasn’t tired and i was kinda willing to wait for hours [and i had learned just yesterday that being a timid assassin and respecting the space/word of your friends is no way to win this game], but since i was hiding in someone else’s bedroom, i felt like a bit of an imposition at that point.

so after 2.5 hours of lurking and about 15 minutes of wondering if they slept naked or clad, i’m back home w/o my kill.

i am really bad at this game.

(oh, and lest you think i am stupid, i had parked about 6 houses away so they would neeeever know i was there. oh, and i’d made spencer communicate across a room by writing on notecards. )