typical laura

so what i've realized is that by the end of this paper, i want you to feel bad for pedophiles. (the paper is on child porn, if you didn't know.) it's not working in this paper b/c it is a terrible paper and i probably don't even have the phrase "grappling with pedophilia" in there once and well, the whole thing is awful.

but the point is that it reminds me of the paper i wrote in college where i kept talking about the "persecution of the Nazis." and my prof kept circling and writing "prosecution." only the thing was that i knew what i was saying! i meant persecution! wasn't she reading my paper, and hadn't she read the book we were supposed to be responding to! they weren't all bad guys and i was trying to make a point and that was centered around the "persecution of the nazis" after WWII. so i guess that clearly it didn't work in that case either. oh well, too late to go back and try to conclude that we should stomp out virtual child porn.

also, i am not a terrible human being. i swear.

sweet, i can hardly wait to see what this does for my hits for "little lexi barely legal."