now i remember!

wordiness! that's laura's favorite way to move ever-closer to a page limit! why use three words when you can use three really long phrases? i mean, it might be annoying as shit to read, and it might not say anything, and it might be the sort of thing that your professors tell you not to do, but then again, i'm not the one who made the page limit twice what i would have to say on this topic!