trouble

so here i am, 10am on a saturday before classes start, in the library. i am supposed to be writing my paper. i'm sure you can imagine how this is going. but it is not my fault! well, not entirely.

first of all, i decided that i would get bodo's this morning and i went and was unable to ascertain what i felt like getting, and what i finally decided on is totally unsatisfying and that is not going to propel me thru my day of paper writing! it is just sitting here, getting cold and gross and making me sad. how can i possibly write a paper with this bagel staring at me like that!

and secondly, i have just realized that i do not have my external mouse! and i don't know where i would have lost it b/t leaving the library yesterday and returning today, but this is very distressing, b/c not only is the external mouse crucial for quickly scrolling thru all the pages of your paper, which are far less numerous than they should be, but also, they make your study break games of solitaire and freecell go much quicker and now my entire groove is thrown off and oh i do not know what to do!

and finally, somehow, and i do not know how this is possible, i am going to wind up turning 10 pages of single-spaced notes into a 15 page double-spaced paper. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!!? oh, and the requirement is 25 pages. so i'm screwed. here are the tips i've received so far--increase the margins, double-space the footnotes, and increase the spacing between letters. anything else that might make a 15 page paper into 25? and i've got to stay in times new roman 12, so none of that arial crap.