one final spring break tip

i'm back, but i can't believe i didn't remember this one.

shriek "SPRING BREAK!" loudly and enthusiastically very frequently. wave your arms around a lot, and leave people wondering if you are 20 years old, wildly drunk, and about to stir up lots of trouble at their nice resort. no one needs to know that you're really a bunch of 45-year olds at heart. it keeps the old people on their toes.