oops
i have made a fatal mistake. after having spent a year looking forward to going to aruba, and two weeks making fun of the group of boys who are going to cancun (we are, after all, nearly 30), i went to their resort's website.
now i want to go on their spring break.
for starters, it's all-inclusive, which is pretty nice when you think about the fact that you'll never have to pay for a meal and you can just eat whenever you want and ooooh, that does sound nice.
but they've also got recreational activities included! one free scuba diving lesson! kayaking! windsurfing! snorkeling! aerobics classes! geez, that would be awesome.
but not as awesome as the idea of knowing that you can just roll on up to the swim-up bar and have your pina colada for free. i mean, if i could just swim up to a bar and get pina coladas 24 hours a day, well i would. and the thing is, i'm not even someone who really wants to just go and drink myself to death on spring break. but this! this sounds like heaven somehow! maybe because my cheap outweighs everything else. so that i could be someone who wanted to get drunk on spring break, if it wouldn't cost so damned much money. i have a feeling that every time we swim on up to the marriott ocean club's pool bar and order our 2-for-1 happy hour specials (the only time we allow ourselves drinks at the swim-up bar), i will think about the boys in cancun and cry a little.
anyways, none of that is my favorite thing about where they are staying. my favorite thing is that there are in-room liquor dispensers. but even better than that is that this is mentioned, as tho it is a perfectly common amenity, about seven times on every single one of the hotel's pages.
it sounds like heaven. i mean, a heaven that is probably littered with very drunk and very obnoxious frat boys and girls who look so good in their bikinis that i would just wind up inside suckling from the teat of the in-room liquor dispenser, but heaven nonetheless.
anyways, since i am leaving in 45 minutes and i'm still not exactly done packing, i must be off. enjoy your spring break!!
now i want to go on their spring break.
for starters, it's all-inclusive, which is pretty nice when you think about the fact that you'll never have to pay for a meal and you can just eat whenever you want and ooooh, that does sound nice.
but they've also got recreational activities included! one free scuba diving lesson! kayaking! windsurfing! snorkeling! aerobics classes! geez, that would be awesome.
but not as awesome as the idea of knowing that you can just roll on up to the swim-up bar and have your pina colada for free. i mean, if i could just swim up to a bar and get pina coladas 24 hours a day, well i would. and the thing is, i'm not even someone who really wants to just go and drink myself to death on spring break. but this! this sounds like heaven somehow! maybe because my cheap outweighs everything else. so that i could be someone who wanted to get drunk on spring break, if it wouldn't cost so damned much money. i have a feeling that every time we swim on up to the marriott ocean club's pool bar and order our 2-for-1 happy hour specials (the only time we allow ourselves drinks at the swim-up bar), i will think about the boys in cancun and cry a little.
anyways, none of that is my favorite thing about where they are staying. my favorite thing is that there are in-room liquor dispensers. but even better than that is that this is mentioned, as tho it is a perfectly common amenity, about seven times on every single one of the hotel's pages.
it sounds like heaven. i mean, a heaven that is probably littered with very drunk and very obnoxious frat boys and girls who look so good in their bikinis that i would just wind up inside suckling from the teat of the in-room liquor dispenser, but heaven nonetheless.
anyways, since i am leaving in 45 minutes and i'm still not exactly done packing, i must be off. enjoy your spring break!!
posted by laura at 5:35 PM
1 Comments:
Yeah, I'd probably be right there with you sucking from the teet of the free booze if I was in cancun. Those girls are like 10 years younger than me, and like every other woman except me, they developed boobs at some point in their life, and are hot and tan and such. But free booze might make that better. But boys don't worry about these things.
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