caveat emptor

so i bought underwear online the other week and i opened a pair of them to wear today, and they are this really cute pink pair, only they say “THANKS” in huge letters all across the butt! i mean, what is the point of that?!?! and why was that not made clearer on the internet before i bought them? criminey. i don’t even know what to make of it. i am too naive to be buying underwear these days. and now i'm going to have to look into return policies!

[ok, i have just looked again, and even knowing that they say THANKS across the ass, there is NO way you would ever be able to discern that from what they are showing you online when they sell you this underwear. i think i might be irate! not about the mix-up, just about the fact that their ruining an entire line of really cute pink underwear with this obnoxious "THANKS." boo to that! feel my ire, victoria's secret.]