today's PSA
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, BUY THE LEAN CUISINE "SALMON WITH BASIL" MEAL!! IT IS THE MOST VILE THING TO EVER BE MADE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION! ok, so maybe that is an exaggeration, but it is horrible and i am sitting in the library forcing myself to eat it and about to die from the revulsion of having done so. SO AWFUL. nevermind. i'm giving up. pretzels for dinner it is.
secondary PSA, if you have not yet seen borat and you are planning to do so, just show up 27 minutes late. a group of us (finally) saw it last night and i normally love previews (i figure it's like seeing 8 little movies all for the price of a movie you already paid for. plus, with my attention span, a movie in 3 minutes is about all you need.), but there were LITERALLY 28 minutes of previews and they were THE WORST PREVIEWS EVER! uniformly HORRIBLE! ok, there was one that was decent, but keep in mind that to have nearly 30 minutes of previews, you've seen quite a few. oh, and the kicker was that in the middle of the previews, they did the whole "carmike cinema" spiel, so we were all convinced that the previews were FINALLY over (we had already been laughing about how comical it was how many previews there were) and then they STARTED UP AGAIN! WITH MORE PREVIEWS! oh, and the second kicker was that the movie was like an hour and 10 minutes. SO I WATCHED 30 MINUTES OF TERRIBLE PREVIEWS TO WATCH AN HOUR OF MOVIE! (oh, and i didn't like the movie either, but i should not admit that b/c everyone else loved it, only well i am sorry, i did not like it and that is that.)
also, since i am sharing with you things that no one cares about at all, i have brought back pom-pom head and joy to all. who can resist the charm of the poofy balls on each side of my head?
ok, back to the trademark outlining, which is going slower than any bit of knowledge gathering has ever ever ever gone before. and what if i'm not even gathering any knowledge?!?!
secondary PSA, if you have not yet seen borat and you are planning to do so, just show up 27 minutes late. a group of us (finally) saw it last night and i normally love previews (i figure it's like seeing 8 little movies all for the price of a movie you already paid for. plus, with my attention span, a movie in 3 minutes is about all you need.), but there were LITERALLY 28 minutes of previews and they were THE WORST PREVIEWS EVER! uniformly HORRIBLE! ok, there was one that was decent, but keep in mind that to have nearly 30 minutes of previews, you've seen quite a few. oh, and the kicker was that in the middle of the previews, they did the whole "carmike cinema" spiel, so we were all convinced that the previews were FINALLY over (we had already been laughing about how comical it was how many previews there were) and then they STARTED UP AGAIN! WITH MORE PREVIEWS! oh, and the second kicker was that the movie was like an hour and 10 minutes. SO I WATCHED 30 MINUTES OF TERRIBLE PREVIEWS TO WATCH AN HOUR OF MOVIE! (oh, and i didn't like the movie either, but i should not admit that b/c everyone else loved it, only well i am sorry, i did not like it and that is that.)
also, since i am sharing with you things that no one cares about at all, i have brought back pom-pom head and joy to all. who can resist the charm of the poofy balls on each side of my head?
ok, back to the trademark outlining, which is going slower than any bit of knowledge gathering has ever ever ever gone before. and what if i'm not even gathering any knowledge?!?!
posted by laura at 7:21 PM
3 Comments:
I am a huge fan of the Lean Cuisine Salisbury Steak with Mac n Cheese. Mmmm. What are your thoughts on that?
Oh dear. I wish I'd seen this before I bought and consumed the terrible salmon basil disaster.
The panini sandwiches aren't bad.
Blech, Lean Cuisine! Gross!
Anyhoo, Borat wasn't my favorite (I did however, like some parts like the sack part, that was damn funny and I really wish that Aaron had proposed to me in that way). It lacked a lot of the subtlety of the original TV show.
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