getting laura a man and/or a job

i need to research, but i am tired and i am bad at research. at the reception today there was a lawyer talking about how he doesn't like to wash and iron his own shirts, and i didn't see a ring on his finger, and i wanted to offer to marry him right there. i'm not kidding. for like 5 minutes i grappled with how to offer myself to him in marriage. of course there were two problems with this. other than the fact that it was probably a bad idea in general. the first is that i was the one who had started the convo about not being good at housework. but i can do laundry! but i didn't think it was wise to start to explain that. the second problem is that i figured it wasn't a good idea to offer to be his personal assistant and to explain that that is a job i would love to have. since i am hoping they will hire me as a lawyer soon. or a secretary. it also reminded me that i have not yet seen my firm husband, i don't think. hmmmm. now i will have to stalk him online, rather than research.