i am a terrible human being
i just laughed out loud for a commercial about a movie starring johnny knoxville in which a man pretends to be mentally and physically handicapped so that he can rig the special olympics and bet on them.
posted by laura at 8:07 PM
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That commercial just pissed me off. That was my idea years ago!!! In high school, I sucked at sports and never won anything. I thought one day "hey, maybe I could win the Special Olympics" - then the idea was born, I could pretend to be mentally ill in order to compete in the Special Olympics! It was brilliant. Then South Park has Cartman do it, and now this!!! I deserve royalties!
Hi, my name is Timmy. I'm a poor, emaciated child who has to work full time while attending my local elementary school (a convenient 8.2 miles from my foster home). I'm writing to let you know that your blgo has provided me with the only laughs in my life over it's brief 7 year duration. I see that you have not posted since before my one day off (aka Christmas day)and I am concerned that you have quit posting to your blog. This makes my tiny heart very sad. Just wanted to know that you have at least one fan out there.
God bless them every one,
Timmy
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