curses on the food network!

so i don't actually cook. ever. but i watch a lot of the food network. and to the executives at the food network responsible for the scheduling of program--this post goes out to you. why would you ever schedule 2 solid weeks of thanksgiving programming? how many times do you think i need to learn to bake a turkey?!?! i don't even need to learn once! i won't be making a turkey for about another decade! i just want to have something distracting and fun on the tv to keep me from doing my class reading. yes, i'm not using your programming to learn anything, but i don't want to waste a week of time "learning" the same thing over and over! this is just crazy. also, i think you should consider putting on more alton brown. that man is quite the entertainer.