i need your help
as you probably know, i can't make a decision to save my life. actually, i know exactly what i am going to do, b/c i let decisions make themselves by failing to put in any effort towards the engagement of whatever the decision would/would not result in, effectively meaning that my inaction makes the decision. but i need you to tell me anyways.
so, on vacation, i decided that even tho my body has no business being in a two-piece swimsuit, some days it's ok, but more importantly, the bodies of approximately 90% of women out there wearing two-pieces have no business being in them. plus, my mom was buying the suit.
but i am going to aruba in a few weeks and i think that i should try to make my tummy smaller. now, i could put some effort into this. OR i could get that little thing that you see on TV where the vibrating gadget sits on your tummy and just makes you lose inches off your waste without any effort. BRILLIANT!
so: do you think i should invest in this gadget?
so, on vacation, i decided that even tho my body has no business being in a two-piece swimsuit, some days it's ok, but more importantly, the bodies of approximately 90% of women out there wearing two-pieces have no business being in them. plus, my mom was buying the suit.
but i am going to aruba in a few weeks and i think that i should try to make my tummy smaller. now, i could put some effort into this. OR i could get that little thing that you see on TV where the vibrating gadget sits on your tummy and just makes you lose inches off your waste without any effort. BRILLIANT!
so: do you think i should invest in this gadget?
posted by laura at 12:39 AM
1 Comments:
NO! Actually, I know someone who got it. Did absolutely nothing except for give him a warm sensation on his tummy. Just do sit ups while watching TV. Or nothing at all. Your stomach looks fine. Sheesh. Women!
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