i cleaned my apartment!

i know that none of you really needed to know that, or care, but i am very proud of myself, so i am tooting my own horn.

the thing is that i never actually clean my apartment. i clean pieces of my apartment. or more likely partially clean pieces of my apartment. today i would say that in sum, i mostly cleaned the apartment. and i nearly completely cleaned all parts of the apartment that are open to the public. so that’s a big deal. if you can figure out at all what i’m saying.

here’s a good way to put it—i would not be embarrassed if people i did not know came into my apartment right now.

i also found one of the balls to my eyebrow ring. i used to lose those things all the time. but i have not worn my eyebrow ring in over a year. why would it choose now to reappear out of the recesses of my kitchen flooring? oh well.