LOL

so my dad always sends along these forwards, only they're not really funny or they're political things that i don't really care about or agree with or whatever. BUT he just sent this one and i thought it was really funny. or maybe i was in a mood that made it funny. but i thought i would share anyways--

Q: You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

A: Get your drunk ass off the Merry-Go-Round!

anyways. i laughed. ALSO, i would like to say YAY for the return of people! i saw saunders and met heidi and that was very lovely and then on my way back from taking them to the airport, i spent 2 HOURS at the target. to buy one bag of things. but i had to sit in every chair in the place (literally) and look at every single toy and spend a fair amount of time looking at stickers and photo albums and well, i suppose that the fact that i spent TWO HOURS wandering around the target is indicative of the fact that i have a problem. and THEN lexi and aaron showed up in cville a day early and we just had gelato. yay! yay! hoorah! and tomorrow, i get to see derek! oh the joy!

ok, that is all.