how am i supposed to waste the whole day w/o moving from my couch

if there is NOTHING worth watching for more than 2 minutes at a time on tv?!?!? i mean, most of these shows aren't even worth watching for 2 minutes, but i am making a very concerted effort not to shower.

i mean, i am TRYING, with all the effort i can muster, to watch "from justin to kelly." except the entire basic premises of the plot upsets me too much to watch for more than 45 seconds. well, i think that what upsets me is the basic premises of the plot. i haven't watched for more than 90 seconds at a time, so i might be missing something.