it would be an accomplishment to weigh 800 pounds, wouldn't it?

see, as everyone else lets their weight creep slowly up over the course of the summer on tasty firm dinners, i have decided to pull out the big guns. my firm doesn't take us out to tasty firm dinners all the time. (which is fine.) and i haven't yet gone to the grocery store yet. which is only partly my fault b/c one of my roommates has commandeered the entirety of the fridge with her food products. i have managed to sneak in some insulin and a block of cheese, but that's it so far.

anyways, b/c of these things i have to find somewhere to eat in the evenings that is not really expensive and isn't somewhere you don't feel uncomfortable eating by yourself and is still open when i wake up from my nap (yes, i am pathetic. no question about this.) and so on the days that i eat dinner, i am eating at 5 guys. of course, even on the days i don't eat dinner, i'm not eating any better. last night i had a green tea frappuccino for dinner.

so if the next time you see me, i can't fit thru doorways, you'll know what happened.