my really truly ideal job

i do know exactly what it is.

wandering around an office all day making small talk with people.

it would boost office morale. and i also have a whole theory about how having one person to waste everyone's time when someone needs a break is really a way to increase overall office productivity as well. b/c then those who needed a break wouldn't be wandering the halls just wasting the time of those who were actually being productive. rather, they would just get in touch with me and i would provide that service. and i would be amazing at it.

i actually held this job before returning to law school and now i have to figure out how to hold it again. i'm not sure it's possible. as a private attorney, billable hours would really get in the way. i had a really good gig back in the day and even made good money for it. god, i loved that job. i wonder if there is a comparable position anywhere out there. maybe lexis rep. today truly is the day of the lexis rep dream.