happy halloween!

you may remember how much i have enjoyed halloweens past. (other doozies include the year i was a pencil and the year i was a fish tank. i am afraid i do not have digital pictures of those years. alas. b/c they were good stuff. as you would expect from someone who has made a ladybug costume out of a child's sled, a permanent marker, and some rope, and who has weaseled her way into a costume designed for those under 70 pounds).


anyways. i was mucho worried about halloween this year b/c i did not have any candy, but i also did not feel like staying late at work. but i did not want the children to knock on my door and think i was a horrible person for not having candy for them. (as a side note, the last time i was in DC, i was made very upset on halloween by all the teenage hoodlums showing up, sans costume, at my door and complaining about my candy. little bastards.) anyways. i literally spent an hour with all the lights out in the front of my apartment and hiding in my bedroom, lest the children knock on my door and think me a terrible person when i broke their little hearts.

only then i remembered! i had candy!

leftover penis pops from lexi's bachelorette party!

just the kind of tasty delicious treat i'm sure any parent would be pleased for their child to receive on halloween!