66 pounds, my ass

I HAVE A HALLOWEEN COSTUME!

what i can't figure out is why petables is not more aggressively marketing these costumes to adults. or at least to larger children. cuz i tell you this--you do NOT have to be 66 pounds to fit in this thing. as a matter of fact, you can be more than TWICE that weight and still fit in it.

and still look adorable.

ok, so i can't get out of it w/o assistance, but that's what friends are for, right? (actually, by the 3rd time i put it on this evening, rob refused to help me and i got out of it just fine.)

oh, and i can already tell that i will burst into flames while wearing this in a crowded bar. so this year i advocate for the farm party again. and if not, what's a little heat stroke?